Asheville H3
Hash Trash from Trail #40
31 Oct 2009
AVL H3 Trail #40 Hash Trash
Harriers,
The
Halloweenie Hash ran in its full glory on October 30th, also making
the 40th trail of the Asheville Hash House Harriers. The Boiler
Room and 11 Grove St. served as our hosts for the start and finish. Thanks to
the fairy godmother bartender, none left with a dry whistle. Hares
Dr. Doolittle and Dirk Dickless led 40 costumed hounds on a trail that traversed
the dark bowels and pierced the heart of Asheville. At The Ale House, Jack The
Ripper led the mighty horde of Krouts in Allouetting a poor damsel into
distress. OB3 fell prey to an asphalt vampire, and shed blood on Buxton
street. Mount Hee got so intoxicated on his own urine that he mistook Halloweve
for the Flash Hash Bash. The thirsty hounds dashed through the Stephens-Lee
cemetery, tiptoed across the catwalk, and frolicked in the Pritchard Park
fountain under nearly full moonlight. At Decades, the chic clientele had their
champagne cocktails and jazz ensemble roughed up a bit by our inelegant
ensemble. En route back home, the hares led the disruptive horde through
several of Asheville’s fine dining establishments. Reservations were not made,
and the no-shirt-no-shoes rule was clearly violated. Back at 11
Grove for down-downs, virgins were sacrificed, hats were hoisted, glasses and
skirts were raised, brothers and sister Hashers united in love, and the meek
inherited the Earth. View R2DoMe’s event photos at
Halloweenie Hash.
If you have
not yet signed up for the meetup group, do so at
http://www.meetup.com/AVLH3-On-On/members.
You can
also post your own photos of the event there. Look for the Freeze-Yer-Hash-Off
barhopping in January. Also several others until then, as warned on the meetup
site or the Hare Schedule page on the AVL H3 webpage,
http://ashevilleh3.gotothehash.net/
OnOn! Dr. Doolittle