AH3 Hash Trash

desperately attempting to get into the store for their blue light Wednesday senior citizen specials. The hares were blessed and took off running, with the hounds in hot persuit 15 minutes later. The hares took the hounds up and down hills in the sketchy area behind several stores and libraries leading them down several bad trails and YBF’s. The hares giggled from their hiding place as they watched the hounds stumbling down a steep hill and into the Beaver Lake Bird Sanctuary, with Mama A Trois going down the hill on her ass. The hounds made it through the forest Shiggy to find a plentiful beer check, where much beer was consumed. The hounds took off as the hares led them across a major highway, up several hills and across another major road to more shiggy which lead them outside of an elementary school with plenty of YBF’s. (or, You’ve been fooled, for the youngin’s). The pack dashed through a playground and eventually got lost before returning to trail to finish at the Usual Suspects, were religion was held. Virgins were honored, hares punished, and the pack was relegated to the back of the establishment where many songs were sung and small children were violated and confused before the pack swung low. The pack remained at the establishment for on-afters, and the hares rung up a $126 bar tab by spoiling the pack with pitchers of fat tire. Honors to the hares!