Asheville H3

Hash Trash from Trail #25

13 June 2009

So who was there? 

OB3    Digital Anal-ist   Jack the Ripper (Hare)   Damien the Antichrist  (LAH3)    

NFN  Christian   NFN Linsey     NFN Christine 

AVL H3 Trail #25 Hash Trash 

Ah, yes, a small but impressively fun pack to hash the Asheville area whilst the Carolina Interhash proceeds elsewhere.   We started in the Walmart parking lot adjacent a walking park on the Swannanoa River.  Off went the sexy hare to lead the pack around the backside of the shopping complex to their first real check.  After exploring the two bad trails, up the hillside went the FRBs (harriers, of course) to the top where they discovered a used condom the Hare had pulled out of his ass while setting this live trail.  This was enough to send one of the weaker harrierettes, NFN Christine, into violent throws of nausea and vomiting.  She turned tail and headed (who said headed??) back to her car to hopefully hash another day.

So, the pack continued thru a construction site, up shiggy to the Ramada, down shiggy to an apartment complex and back down to the river.  In an attempt to take out the FRBs, the Hare led the pack across a busy 4-lane highway (all survived) and up behind the Hollywood of the Blue Ridge studios with an appropriate beer check behind the Highland Brewery.  The honorable pack finished ALL the beers (10 for the 5 remaining wankers) before heading off into a clusterf#@k of poison ivy and various other forms of unfriendly shiggy.  Down a nice country road where they were greeted by some partying Mexicans who pointed them into the woods while laughing (yes, move ivy, too) and down a steep embankment to yet another stretch of the Swannanoa River.  Scouting another check mark led them to the On Home and plenty of beer and food for all.  A quick road trip back to the start with a all-involved Religion along the banks of the river by Walmart.

Honors to our visitor, Damien the Antichrist, and our newest AVL wanker, NFN Christian, who will hopefully bring his 8 month pregnant wife to the hash after popping the he or she or he-she out.  OnOn to AVL H3's trail #26 (possibly hared by NFN Linsey and OB3).

OnOut,

JtR