Asheville H3
Hash Trash from Trail #17
So who was there?
Bad Dad OB3 Leave the Panties and Her Dog One Size Fits Most Jack the Ripper R2 Do Me (Hare)
Mount Hee (Hare) NFN Chris #1 NFN Chris #2 NFN Joe NFN Chrstyn NFN Jenn NFN Dave
AVL H3 Trail #17 Hash Trash ("First Spring Blood Hash")
Small pack this time around, but oh did the blood flow. We
started at the Ingles on Merrimon Ave with a relatively small pack. The
Hares were away as the pack continued to imbibe pre-lube down downs during the
Hares 15 minute "cranium start." The trail began with a boring,
pavement-filled climb toward a nearby ridgeline, and that's when the fun
hell began. Thorns followed by steep slopes followed by more thorns, giant
rocks, private property (throughout), downed trees, more thorns and finally to a
refreshing stream the pack was forced to wade through enroute to the beer check.
The cheap, warm and rotten beer provided by the Hares hit the pack quickly,
especially since most of them had left two pints of blood and sweat across the
first half of the trail.
Off went Mount Hee again followed shortly after by the pack. This time we started with trail with a leisurely stroll through the woods and into a new community that happened to have it's only bamboo forest. No chance of simply skirting around it...nope, we just blazed right thru the middle. Felt just like Hawaii all over again but 20 degrees cooler. Out of the bamboo and down a steep slope covered with mammoth...you guess it...THORNS! Holy hell fire shit did they cut. One of the NFN Chris', who was misled by Dr. Doolittle to believe the trail would be a pub crawl, braved it all in only a shower robe. Poor wankers. Fortunately for him, he survived without snagging his nut sack on any of the larger thorns. Unfortunately for the pack, he bitched and moaned the entire time putting even some of our more famous whiners to shame. But I digress....
With the trail continuing thru some high-end houses and down a beautiful stream, we ended on a hilltop property belonging to a friend of R2 Do Me. How she has so many "friends", only she knows. Religion ensued with the proper honors and violations distributed fairly and equitably. Honor to the Hares!!
Until next time... On-on ---///--->
JtR