Asheville H3
Hash Trash from Trail #15
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AVL H3 Trail #15 Hash Trash
It was a dark and stormy afternoon when we all arrived at the
upper parking lot of McCormick field. The weather gods frowned upon us, so we
responded by drinking beer. The hares left, so we drank more beer and sung
songs about pushing buttons with body parts. After we had enough of waiting in
the cold, we took off after those hares, in not-so-hot-pursuit. Lots of
pavement pounding, minimal shiggy, more pavement pounding, and allot of hill
later, we reached the top of the mountain overlooking Asheville. A couple
checks, a couple bad trails, and we started making our way down hill (again, all
pavement). We made it to the bottom, knees barely intact, past the police
station, through downtown, and to Jack of the Wood for a beer check. After
copious beer drinking and bullshit spouting, the hares were off, followed
shortly there after by the rest of the pack. More pavement pounding and
countless parking lots later, we arrived at Wild Wings for the pre-on-after.
Beer Pimp purchased several rounds of beer-cans which were consumed with great
festivity. After some time, we made our way to The Green Man brewery, AKA Dirty
Jacks, for some religion. Violations were punished equitably with consumption
of beer. Mount-Hee, like an idiot, chugged a stein of high gravity beer, which
resulted in being challenged to a chugging contest by a local readneck, which
resulted in the chugging of more beer. One of the hares was
Violated named in the circle, resulting in a title of
"Puke-N-Squat." We ended the circle with a nice rendition of "Swing Low Sweet
Charriot" returning inside for more beer, pretzles, and hot mustard. At some
point the decision was made to head back to Wild Wings for some food.
Unfortunately Mount-Hee started puking like a seal (recall chugging stein of
high gravity beer), and everyone got kicked out before the food came. Over all,
a good time was had by most.
Until next time... On-on ---///--->
Mount Hee